Law & Order: GWU

First up, a report of unlawfully possessed alcohol in JBKO. UPD came to the room based on suspicion of underage drinking. Upon entering the room alcohol was seen in plain view. Of the 10 students present all were subjected to sobriety tests, resulting in one student being sent to GWER. This same student was charged with disorderly conduct after being verbally abusive to officers and refusing to listen to commands. He was placed in protective custody and transported to GWER, where he became disorderly and disruptive to staff as well. He was then taken to MPD’s 2nd District for processing.

One of the 4-RIDE van drivers reported that a student passenger was intoxicated. He dropped the student off in front of Thurston and proceeded to watch him throw up in a trashcan. UPD arrived and performed a sobriety test, but the student was found to be in no immediate danger. He was released on scene.

A liquor law violation was called in from Foggy Bottom Grocery, concerning a partially nude male. UPD encountered the subject at the Smith Center, wearing shorts and shoes but no shirt. He was identified as a GW student. When questioned, he denied that he had been drinking, and stated that he was having a reaction to a medication. But a failed sobriety test sent him to GWER via EMeRG.

Our first story occurring in Thurston is a report of disorderly conduct after a student was unable to swipe her GWorld. She had difficulty walking, and thus no sobriety test was performed. The student did however become disorderly on transport to GWER, being transported by EMeRG.

Also in Thurston, a case of simple assault was reported by a male GW student. He claimed that 2 other residents of Thurston came to his room after an argument, and a shoving match ensued. The complainant stated that he was punched in the chest. He is not filing criminal charges, and the case has been handed over to SJS.

And our last case for tonight is a sex act caught in progress. 2 GW students were found to be engaging in a consensual sexual act at Kogan Plaza. Both were subjected to sobriety tests, and thereafter sent on their way.

- Jenn Neuner